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Welp, this is just great. One of the most anticipated, and now dreaded, days has finally arrived. I mean I shouldn’t say dreaded as it is my grandmother’s ninety-fifth birthday, and it is not everyday that someone turns ninety-five. I love my grandmother immensely, she is honestly the best grandmother in the whole world. Mother of seven, grandmother of quadruple that, and even a great-grandmother, this lady has seen and done it all. Grandma always played a major role in everyone’s lives. There were many a night where the clan of us cousins would spend the night at grandma’s. I don’t know how the lady managed so

The Halloween disco at North Santa Monica High School was in full swing. Music blared over the speakers, courtesy of the reasonably-priced DJ, who was taking pleasure in managing to palm off his ever-unchanging library of 80s and 90s Halloween songs to yet another crowd of students who were too young to recognise most of what he was playing. As most of the students danced the night away, some better than others, a figure in chrome-plated Stormtrooper armor made their way past the fringes of the dancefloor, taking care to make sure no-one stepped foot on their cloak. Eventually, they found what they were looking for: a girl with long, blonde h